Would you rather?

"Highlander-Datsuns are Forever" (jamesbowland) 08/03/2018 at 10:59 • Filed to: my attempt at a shit post

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Wear Real Tree Crocks until they are worn out.

Or spend a day in a Pontiac Aztec with Doug:

I would spend a day with Doug, but that’s just me. I think he has lots of quirks and features.

Ash78, voting early and often > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 11:06

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I’d wear the Realtree Crocs and sit in a parking lot with a sign that says “Born without feet, need money”

At the end of the day when I have collected zero dollars, I will sue Realtree for false advertising, then retire.

#lifeplan

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 11:14

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Crocs with steel caps are my dream footwear. 

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 11:21

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Easy. Crocks every time. 

razorbeamteam > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 11:32

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Dang, I really wish I could do both, pretty ideal Saturday if you ask me

Future next gen S2000 owner > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 11:37

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Put crocs on. Admire for ten seconds. Remove crocs. Satisfy requirement for wearing crocs.

InFierority Complex > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 11:39

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Can I just have the Aztek?

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 11:45

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I’d rather fall off a cliff.

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 11:46

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Do I have to wear those Crocs forever?

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Future next gen S2000 owner 08/03/2018 at 11:53

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I updated requirement that the crocks need to be worn until they are worn out. So maybe 3-6 months of crocks.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > CalzoneGolem 08/03/2018 at 11:53

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until they are worn out, or 3-6 months

gogmorgo - rowing gears in a Grand Cherokee > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 12:06

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McMike > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 12:09

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I would spend time with Doug in a Pontiac Aztec until he wore out.

CalzoneGolem > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 12:22

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I guess I’ll take the day with Doug.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 08/03/2018 at 12:33

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You need to up your requirements for “dream” footwear. I want anti-gravity shoes that look like air jordans.

Urambo Tauro > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 12:39

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Aren’t Cr ocs proper driving attire for Azteks? Seems like the correct answer here shou ld be all of the above .

Your boy, BJR > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 12:41

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I’d game the system and shuffle my feet everywhere to wear them out quicker.

Dusty Ventures > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/03/2018 at 13:06

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I was all in on the Aztek (and happily, Azteks are cool!), then I got to the Doug part...

Dusty Ventures > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) 08/03/2018 at 13:09

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Wait! Is that an option??

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dusty Ventures 08/03/2018 at 13:18

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Poor Doug, he’s getting a bad rap.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 08/04/2018 at 09:39

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i’d rather go barefoot then wear Crocs